Via: clientsfromhell:

I designed a bus route map with specific routes highlighted in various colours.

Client: Hmm, how about we make the route with the pink line more wiggly?

Me: I guess, but it represents a route with fixed stops. The roads are fairly straight.

Client: The road is straight, sure, but I want the route to be more wiggly. Thanks.

I have no words. Isn’t the whole idea to make the route look as direct and convenient as possible?